Who is going to be there, you wonder? Our pal in blogging, the King of Zembla, has a list of likely suspects.
And how about some celebrity endorsements? Because we all know that nothing in this country really exists unless it has been endorsed by someone famous. Here's a short list:
"Uptown? Top ranking!" -- Althea and Donna
"I'd rather have an Uptown in front of me than a frontal Uptownomy." -- Tom Waits
"When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go... Uptown." -- Petula Clark
"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." -- Uptown Sinclair
So there you have it. Bring beer money, a dirk if you have one and a change of liver. See you there!